Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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