we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
