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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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