i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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