So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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