Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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