how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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