I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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