When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We have started to decorate penises.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
