bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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