i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you win again, gameday.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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