No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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