It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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