nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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