my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You are the jesus of drinking
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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