They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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