He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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