so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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