We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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