Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I supernannyed him into submission
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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