420 ftw
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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