K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
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Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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