Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Betty ford says i'm here all night
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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