a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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