it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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