walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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