great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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