He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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