hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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