it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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