I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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