You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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