Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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