he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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