We won't sleep together?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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