brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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