i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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