Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
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