so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
