Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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