I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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