Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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