so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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