i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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