no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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