the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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