Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Randomize
