Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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