Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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