SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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