hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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