what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You dont lie about slip and slides
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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