I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
tell me about the fingering
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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