I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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