I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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